At the bar, Laura leans against a column to reach for her purse. The column falls against the wall with a plastic thud.
L: So that’s not attached to anything.
B: No, it’s not so much a structural element as a…
M: Big plastic column, made to look like a structural element, that will actually fall over the moment someone touches it.
B: Yeah, every bar needs one of those.
L: Good for drunk people.
M: Keeps ’em guessing.