Our flight out of San Francisco was delayed and we had to go through multiple security check points before we finally got on a plane. At said checkpoints, they make you drink any fluid you have in your carry on to prove it’s not bomb-related.
Bryan: Do you have the flask on you?
Me: I packed it. I didn’t want to have to swill vodka before 8a.m.
Bryan: Until tomorrow.
Me: Exactly.