-What happened?
-He knocked my drink out of my hand.
-Why?
-I asked his girlfriend to move over a little so she wasn’t bouncing into me.
-And he got pissed? Probably thought you were hitting on her.
-Yeah. He was like, “You givin’ my woman trouble?”
-He actually said, “my woman?”
-Yep. He was right up in my face staring at me. I turned back to watch the show and he kept staring at the side of my face.
-What did you do?
-I put my hand up to my ear and started acting like he was trying to say something and I couldn’t hear him, like, “What? What?”
-Oh man.
-Yeah, so he sort of nudged his nose into my cheek, and all I can think is, “Did you just nuzzle me?” So I started laughing, and that pissed him off.
Mighty Girl 