Bryan: Green Bay got knocked out. They’re not going to the Super Bowl.

Me: Oh no! We wanted Green Bay to go to the Superbowl.

B: Yeah.

Me: I’m sorry!

B: I don’t know about that.

Me: What?

B: Your tone. I think you’re mocking me.

Me: No. I just don’t know the appropriate level of concern to express about one’s team not making it to the Super Bowl. It hasn’t come up before.

B: Oh. Well it’s kind of like you seeing Pamela Anderson on the cover of Jane again. Not a huge deal, but just… too bad.