We pause at a stoplight behind a car that has an enormous fish decal covering most of the back window.
Me: That guy loves fishin’.
B: He likes, killin’ ’em, cookin’ ’em, and stickin’ them on the back of his SUV.
Me: Where did he get that? Who thought, “You know what would be a big seller? A 3-foot-wide Rainbow Trout decal.”
B: Are you kidding? You’ve spent too much time in California. People have all kinds of shit like that on their cars.
Me: Is that true? Many people have large animal decals in their back windows?
Me: Oh, America.
B: That’s why other countries are so jealous of us.
Me: The 3-foot fish decals?
B: The fish paraphernalia of all kinds. Fish decals, wooden fish models, fish oil paintings, great big beach towels with fish printed on them.
Me: Take that, world!