Complications

Me: I’ll have a cup of tea.

Barrista: Grande?

Me: How big is grande?

B: Medium big.

Me: Then what’s the big called?

B: Vente.

Me: How big is Vente?

B: (Points)

Me: Whoa. Way too big. What’s the little one?

B: Short.

Me: I’ll have that one.

Peet’s Coffee offers small, medium, and large cups. I go there because they don’t make me think before I’ve had my caffeine.