Flipping through the invitation book at our local stationer.
Me: These are lovely.
Bryan: Wow. Yeah.
Me: They’re not red though.
Bryan: That was my thought.
Me: But do people really remember enough about the invitation to be surprised that it doesn’t match the wedding colors?
Bryan: No way. I can’t imagine a single person doing that.
Me: What if they do? What if there are entire groups of people sitting around wondering why our wedding invitation doesn’t match our table clothes and the bridesmaid dresses?
Bryan: Come on. No one is going to notice.
Me: I think I might be one of those people who noticed.
Bryan: No, you wouldn’t.
Me: I might.
Bryan: Well then, I think you may be the exception to the rule.
Me: And/or the kind of person we wouldn’t want to be friends with anyway.
Bryan: Ha! True. Let’s get them.