Every year, someone sends me the list of stuff that this year’s incoming high school freshmen won’t remember. I know it’s supposed to make me feel old, but usually it just makes me feel sorry for them. This year’s sigh-inducing items:
- Roller skating has always meant inline for them.
- They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
- Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
- Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
Mighty Girl 