When I was fifteen, I was scouting the most advantageous lunch spot on the quad. I also spent a lot of time on my hair. I’ve got eleven years on Katie, and she’s still cooler than me. She says:
april 30 2002
Final proof that there’s no such thing as god, and also wishes don’t come true:
Today in the hallway Steven Fuckhead said “HI KATIE” to me and all his friends who were standing around laughed, so obviously he wasn’t hit by a bus and ground into little pieces like I asked.
april 25 2002
A funny joke:
Ed: I say old chap, knocke knocke!
Fred: Wha? Hullo, who might that be?
Ed: WHy I dare say it’s “orange” my good man!
Fred: Well I never. “Orange?” you say? “Orange” whom?
Ed: “Orange” you glad I’m only going to stab you in ONE of your eyes? Ah ha!
Fred: Dear me!
ps. This joke is funny because they have british accents