Him: Did the National Gaurdsman kick the magnometer when you walked through?
Me: What?
Him: They do that to girls, especially pretty girls. They kick it to make it beep. We had to talk to them about it.
Me: You’re kidding me.
Him: Nope.
Me: Huh
Him: It didn’t beep when you walked through?
Me: No.
Him: Oh.