WHEREFORE ART THOU?
Me: (Finishing up a story…) I thought it was pretty romantic.
Him: That is romantic.
Me: Have you ever noticed how a lot of guys are intent on telling women romantic things they’ve done for past girlfriends. It’s like, “Ooh, check me out. I’m such a sneak-attack Romeo.”
Him: Hm… You know, it seems like I’m always just about to do something when you say it’s dumb.
Him: Like, I was about to tell you my romantic story, and instead I’m all, “Huh-huh, yeah. Stupid guys.”
Me: Ha! Rad.
Me: Tell me your story then.
Me: Tell me.