Cultural lessons via “Antiques Roadshow.”
-Yes, that’s pretty neat. We’re glad you brought it in today. Any idea what it’s worth?
-None at all. No idea at all.
-It’s quite an unusual piece, it’s been a treat to see it. And I think–are you ready for this? I’d say around $800.
-NOOOOOOO KIDDING! Gosh! I had no idea! HA! Ha. I just can’t believe it.
-And how much did you pay for it?
-Just three dollars!!!!
-Yes, that’s just wonderful. Thanks so much!
-Well, do you like the piece?
-Yes, it’s lovely. Well, do you get good use of it?
-Well, I’d say, if you wanted to replace it, it would cost around 15 katrillion pounds.
-Yes. Right. Thank you.