LADIES NIGHT EXCERPT
Lady 1: I actually once wrestled in hot oil with another woman.
Lady 2: What? How did that come up?
Lady 1: It’s not as bad as it sounds, it was for an art project.
Lady 2: Riight. “Art.”
Lady 1: It was supposed to be kind of like a spoof of oil wrestling, but it was kind of weird because they asked us to fill in at the last minute so we didn’t really know what the piece was about.
Lady 3: Were you naked?
Lady 1: No, no. They just told us to wear a bikini or underwear or whatever we were comfortable in. It was kind of scary just before we went on. I’m thinking, “I’m about to get up in front of all these people I know and hot oil wrestle with another woman.”
Lady 2: No way. That makes you rad. That’s when your stock totally shoots up.
Lady 4: That’s when you go IPO.