The guys over at The Morning News just published a very brief interview with me (bottom right corner, second column).

11:01 a.m.

Went backpacking this weekend, and cursed my lack of penis.

Me: Are you peeing again?

Him: Yep, and I don’t even need to.

Me: Damn you.

Him: I’m just doing it because the convenience overwhelms me.

Me: Bastard.

10:49 a.m.