6th July 2001

Apparently a geriatric beefcake calendar has made its subjects porn stars in their convalescent complex. The women won’t leave them alone. This quote is fabulous:

“They have gone hysterical,” she said, since the calendar was first circulated through the complex. “They don’t care if those men are 80, 90, 104 – – as long as they’re breathing. And those men are now so conceited. They press their pants, they’re putting on ties, their teeth are clean.”

4:53 p.m.