Conversation with my three-year-old nephew, Trevor:

Me: What do pigs say?

Trevor:…ahh…. Oink! Oink!

M: What do dogs say?

T: Bark! Bark!

M: What do elephants say?

T:…aaah….prrrrrbt!

M: What do Trevors say?

T: PLEASE!

2:52 p.m.