Nyotaimori — The practice of eating sushi off of the body of a naked woman.
PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
Dan Bistline is self-appointed mayor of Church St. I know this because there’s a sign in his window:
Dan Bistline, Mayor
Dan Bistline has also printed up a quotation for each pane of his three-sided window:
“You are a good and kind person.”
“Jump and a net will appear.”
“There are no truths, only stories.”
Dan Bistline annoys me.