Nyotaimori — The practice of eating sushi off of the body of a naked woman.

3:14 p.m.

PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Dan Bistline is self-appointed mayor of Church St. I know this because there’s a sign in his window:

Church Street

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Dan Bistline, Mayor

Dan Bistline has also printed up a quotation for each pane of his three-sided window:

“You are a good and kind person.”

“Jump and a net will appear.”

“There are no truths, only stories.”

Dan Bistline annoys me.

10:39 a.m.