6th February 2001

Great post from Plastic Bag:

” I received a referral today from Google via Yahoo!. Someone
had typed in “load urge rectum girl”. I was, of course, the first
result. Which fills me with worry. Am I fulfilling the needs of the
Load Urge Rectum Girl community? Are they satisfied with the
information on my site? How can I turn their initial browsing into
a recurrent user pattern? Will they become a repeat visitor? Oh,
user behaviour analysis is so very tiring…”

4:35 p.m.

Chocolate truffles and tango music while you watch animals mount each other? Only in San Francisco:

Valentine’s Day Sex Tour (Sat/10-Sun/11)

Tiger Tiger Burning Bright

What does Valentine’s Day mean to you? Candy conversation hearts? Frilly
cards scrawled with gushy poems? A diamond tennis bracelet on your pillow?
Perhaps you are the unconventional sort who would rather watch animals mate
at the San Francisco Zoo with your beloved. Yes, picture yourselves holding
hands and sipping champagne while you roll through the zoo on your very own
private X-rated tram tour led by an animal care professional, sampling
chocolate truffles and listening to tango music. Not a bad way to feel the love. — Jan Richman

San Francisco Zoo, 1 Zoo Road, SF; Sat/10, Sun/11; 9 am and 3 pm; $50; (415) 753-7080.

(Update: Errr… Make that “Only in San Francisco and San Diego.”)

2:51 p.m.

So this guy is driving a sports car with a license plate holder that says, “Get in. Sit down. Hold on. Shut up.” Charming. He probably has a matching one hanging above his bed.

12:12 p.m.