2nd February 2001

Great post from memepool:

“Nothing says ‘My business is all about wretched excess’ more than stainless
steel business cards.”

2:41 p.m.

Short conversations with people who should be slain:

  • -Did you get your hair cut?-I got all of ’em cut.
  • -What a mistake.-You can say that again.

    -What a mistake.

  • -What did you say? I couldn’t hear you.-What?

    -I said I couldn’t hear you.

    -What?

    -I COULDN’T HEAR YOU.

    -WHAT?

2:19 p.m.