Great post from memepool:

“Nothing says ‘My business is all about wretched excess’ more than stainless
steel business cards.”

2:41 p.m.

Short conversations with people who should be slain:

• -Did you get your hair cut?-I got all of ’em cut.
• -What a mistake.-You can say that again.

  -What a mistake.

• -What did you say? I couldn’t hear you.-What?

  -I said I couldn’t hear you.

  -What?

  -I COULDN’T HEAR YOU.

  -WHAT?

2:19 p.m.