What I think of first, when I think of you:

• Jake got really annoyed whenever someone told him their dog’s name was Jake.
• Katy wouldn’t drink rootbeer because she thought it tasted like toothpaste.
• Geno wouldn’t go into Port-A-Pottys because of an overwheming fear that the booth would blow over–door side down–trapping him inside.

2:54 p.m.

Guy in a pickup passes me with his Mensa bumper sticker affixed upside down. Oh-ho. Such wittiness.

10:09 a.m.