As the friend who sent this to me notes, Sally Struthers is always good for a laugh. From Satire Wire’s Please, Help Sally Save the Dot-Coms.
With each passing day, dot-coms are finding it increasingly difficult to stay
alive. Cut off from further venture funding or bank credit, without access to
sufficient revenues, many are forced to make choices about which essentials
they can afford: salaries or benefits, marketing or product development, sales
or office parties? Choices no one should have to make. Despair takes the
place of hope.