From: A friend at work.
Scenario: He asked me to introduce someone at our awards ceremony.
Normally, I’d do anything for you, but Nov. 1 is our deadline day. That means I’ll probably be at work until the wee hours of the morning and won’t be capable of waking up on Thursday. Additionally, speaking in front of large groups of people makes me want to huck.
congrats on your promotion!
And you’re dead to me.