I was reading a women’s magazine article about how to dress flatteringly. It had tips for women who have issues with their torsos–too long or too short. Apparently I missed that chapter in the chick book because this is a whole category that I don’t obsess about. I know lots of women who worry that their boobs are too small or their butt is too big, but I have never, ever heard two guys at a bar say:
“She’s hot.”
“Yeah, but her torso’s all messed up.”
“Whoa…you’re right. I didn’t notice until she took off the jacket.”
11:57 a.m.