I heart The Onion:


As You Can See From My Name Brand Clothing, I Am Not Poor


That Female Looks Capable of Passing On My Genetic Material


Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?


Smoove B.: Bring It On


Lilith Fair Performers, Attendees Achieve Largest-Ever Synchronized Ovulation


Coalition Of Developmentally Disabled Adults Demands Trip To McDonald’s

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