Me: I just realized that San Francisco is uniquely suited to survive the zombie apocalypse because we don’t have cemeteries in town.
Bryan: We’d have to defend against Colma though.
Me: Yeah, but we’re a peninsula.
Bryan: So we’d just build a big zombie wall?
Natalie: I feel pretty safe in the event of a zombie apocalypse because all my friends have guns.
Me: Zombies are already dead, Natalie. You can’t kill them with guns.
Natalie: Yeah you can, you shoot them in the head. I watched Zombieland.
Bryan: Point, Natalie.
Natalie: Anyway, I’ve decided that when the zombie apocalypse comes, I’m gonna be a vampire.
Me: Clever. I’ve not heard that take on it. Side with the less annoying undead.
Natalie: Yeah, a vampire could clearly defeat a zombie.
Me: Plus they dress better. And their limbs don’t fall off when they run.