Mighty Life List
Aug 6 2012

This Post Has a Secret Crush on Her Math Teacher

Interior design and pet wrangling by Victoria Smith of sfgirlbybay, who is a lovely host. It’s possible I was not sober when I did this on Instagram. (Speaking of which, my favorite thing about this photo Victoria took is how I might as well be naked and people would still only notice Victoria’s rug. Internet, you are weird.)

Lucy is so proud of your progress. | Mighty Girl

Lucy is so proud of your progress.

The hand soap dispenser is a stickler for details. | Mighty Girl

The hand soap dispenser is a stickler for details.

The apron made cookies for the Science Olympiad team. | Mighty Girl

The apron made cookies for the Science Olympiad team.

The sewing machine goes to bed at 8 pm on a Saturday. | Mighty Girl

The sewing machine goes to bed at 8 p.m. on a Saturday.

This Catherine Holm saucier never knows what to say when people ask what she does.  | Mighty Girl

This Catherine Holm saucier never knows what to say when people ask what she does.

This Vermouth is living in his parents' rec room. | Mighty Girl

This Vermouth is living in his parents’ rec room.

This throw pillow feels overdressed. | Mighty Girl

This throw pillow feels overdressed.

This cheese plate is tired of discussing Satre. | Mighty Girl

This cheese plate is tired of discussing Sartre.

This chalkboard can barely admit how he feels. | Mighty Girl

This chalkboard can barely admit how he feels.

This air fern is secretly in love with the West Elm vase. | Mighty Girl

This air fern is secretly in love with the West Elm vase.

This George Nelson lamp was afraid of you in high school. | Mighty Girl

This George Nelson lamp was afraid of you in high school.

This task lamp is busy right now. | Mighty Girl

This task lamp is busy right now.

This egg isn't sure about being born into this world. Not like this. | Mighty Girl

This egg isn’t sure about being born into this world. Not like this.

These antlers don't really like cocktail parties. | Mighty Girl

These antlers don’t really like cocktail parties.

This foot scored higher on the SATs than you. | Mighty Girl

This foot scored higher on the SATs than you.

This glass of wine is unimpressed. | Mighty Girl

This glass of wine is unimpressed.