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Hello, Salt Lake City

Maggeh — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:33:47 +0000

Sorry for the site weirdness over the last couple of days. We were changing servers, and it went less smoothly than I had hoped. Thanks for hanging in there with me. While my site was doing backflips, I was on my way to speak at Alt:

The plane landed yesterday without crashing, which was heartening, and I finally got to meet Miss Marlo.

Heather makes good babies.

So Excited!

Maggeh — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 18:21:00 +0000

Heather and I are headed to Utah for a much-needed girl vacation. It may be the first time anyone has ever flown into Salt Lake City to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. See you in a bit.

Biathalon: Cross-country Ski and Shoot

Maggeh — Sat, 23 Feb 2002 21:22:09 +0000

Context

Him: Don’t we have more guns per capita than any other nation? We are a nation of guns! Why aren’t we taking this event?

Me: Perhaps if the targets bled.

How much for the team?

Him: This would make a great bachelor party

Me: A ski and shoot?

Him: Yeah. They’re all these tight chicks, they’re wearing spandex body suits, and they shoot at shit. That’s way better than some stripper.

Hurry up Helga

The biathalon isn’t exactly a fast-paced sport. They play up-tempo music over the loudspeakers to amp the crowd, but the race is pretty much decided several minutes before it ends. Announcers still have to come up with something to say, and they often don’t speak English as a first language. Highlights:

Five minutes before finish: Unless something freaky happens to her on the course, it looks like the German team will take it.
Three minutes before finish: If you look at the video board time, then it’s like the Germans are running around with a smile on their lips.
One minute before finish (only one competitor is even in sight of the finish line): She’s looking behind her, to see if anyone can beat her. But 33 seconds, it’s too much.

Women’s Hockey, Germany V.S. Kazakstan

Maggeh — Sat, 23 Feb 2002 21:16:48 +0000

After a few beers, rooting for Kazakstan can be very satisfying. When the crowd goes quiet, there’s nothing like the simple, yet elegant, KAZAKSTAN! Or the quintessentially American, GO BIG BLUE! My companion favored, GO FORMER SOCIALIST SOVIET REPUBLIC!
I love hockey.

Men’s Speed Skating 1000M

Maggeh — Sat, 23 Feb 2002 21:13:32 +0000

I have never seen so many clothed naked men in my life. Also, the Korean uniforms make their skaters look like giant cereal boxes.

Marked by Wisdom and Calm Judgement

Maggeh — Sat, 23 Feb 2002 21:10:47 +0000

The cashier at the Salt Lake City Barnes and Noble had three lip rings, two eyebrow studs, and too much jewelry in her ears to count. She also had dense tattoo sleeves, the most visible one being a tribute to the band Korn. Her nametag read, Sage.