Mighty Girl » overheard http://mightygirl.com Famous Among Dozens Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:48:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Wait! Let’s be friends. http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/28/wait-lets-be-friends/ http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/28/wait-lets-be-friends/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:41:48 +0000 Maggeh http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/28/wait-lets-be-friends/ New parents at the coffee shop with their six-month old baby. “Why Don’t We Do it In the Road?” comes on the radio and mom bobs her head exaggeratedly. Baby waves his hands, happy and frantic. “Why don’t we do it in the roohohhoad!” mom croons. “No one will be watching us!” Dad joins in, shaking his shoulders a little.

Wiping up the table before they leave, baby joins in the upkeep. “Look!” Mom says. “He’s gonna be a busboy!” “Yes!” Dad says, “Yes, you are! You’re gonna be a buuusboy!”

]]> http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/28/wait-lets-be-friends/feed/ 20 Lesser of Evils, Free Association http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/22/lesser-of-evils-free-association/ http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/22/lesser-of-evils-free-association/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:15:39 +0000 Maggeh http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/22/lesser-of-evils-free-association/ Girl: Ack! I need a tissue, there’s snot dripping out of my nose!
Guy 1: That’s the worst.
Guy 2: Holocaust.
Guy 1:Desperately Seeking Susan.
Girl: Suddenly Susan.

]]> http://mightygirl.com/2009/04/22/lesser-of-evils-free-association/feed/ 1 Overheard: How Kind of You to Say http://mightygirl.com/2008/11/19/overheard-how-kind-of-you-to-say/ http://mightygirl.com/2008/11/19/overheard-how-kind-of-you-to-say/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:00:07 +0000 Maggeh http://mightygirl.com/2008/11/19/overheard-how-kind-of-you-to-say/ Scenario: French coffee shop owner at French cafe realizes American customer’s wife is also French.

Owner: Your wife is French?
Customer: Yep.
Owner: No kidding!
Customer: Yep.
Owner: How long since you’ve been back to France?
Customer: I don’t enjoy France.
Owner: Oh…
Customer: Yeah, I don’t like France at all.

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“I know what you’re saying. I hear you. Willpower, homes. It’s gonna be hard to go out, have a good time, have some drinks, and not hit that. But that’s where willpower comes in.

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Say, do you mind if he smokes here?
You! Does he know you?
Hello! Como estas? Bien? Bien?

Lady passersby, succumb to his desires.

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“I’m getting off Facebook. Everyone is equalized in a way I’m very uncomfortable with.”

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-No.
-Yeah. Yeah you are. You’re a bad girl who just doesn’t want other people to know it. I like that.
-No. No.
-Awww. Come on.
-No.
-No?
-No.
-I see, you’re one of those who likes to play coy.
-No, dude. I could not be less coy.

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Her: Seriously. Barbie was the one who had the dream house.
Him: Yeah! What does GI Joe have?
Her: More access to cute boyfriends.
Him: Point taken.

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NO! SHUT UP! YOU NEED TO LISTEN. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME.

I push the stroller across the street quickly, and try to figure out where the sound is coming from. He is at least two blocks away, dressed in a red sports jersey and matching track pants.

I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT! I GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. YOU NEED TO SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO ME.

He takes a few steps, pauses to scream, takes a few more steps. Hank and I walk to the neighborhood coffee shop and take a seat. A few minutes later, I see the man through the window. The hum of the cafe deadens his words, but he is gesturing in wide sweeps. He holds the phone to his ear for a moment, and then swings it out so he can scowl at it while he yells into the receiver, as though it were a microphone.

His gestures remind me of a hellfire preacher at the pulpit. I can see he isn’t actually angry, not anymore. He’s simply enjoying the gestures that accompany refined rage. He is flawless, infuriated, and somehow harmless. He could be a lovely actor, I think, and then retrieve Hank’s pacifier from the floor.

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Girl: …and on my calf I want a heart and a cloud with a rainbow. Then coming out of the cloud, I want like little hearts and stars and lightening bolts. Friend: (Dubious look.) Girl: Like, not hell of um, but a few.

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