This post is sponsored by eBay. From the new to the hard to find, when it’s on your mind, it’s on eBay.

If you’re wondering how I plan to pony up the cash to open a Swiss bank account, the answer is, ponies! Well technically, horses.

Attending the Kentucky Derby is on my Life List, and mama needs a new pair of shoes. Rousing Sermon, I have my eye on you from under this hot pink double-bow. Gold flats, you can say the same.

1. The Brass Age Bracelet | 2. Anthropologie Boucle Racerback Dress | 3. Maggie Mae Designs Hat | 4. Michael Kors Pint Ostrich Handbag (via eBay) | 5. Hello Horse iPhone Case | 6. Tory Burch Flats in Gold (via eBay) | 7. Foley and Corrina Clutch in Red (via eBay) | 8. Warby Parker Trilliny Sunglasses

Now, where can a girl get a julep?

This post is sponsored by eBay. From the new to the hard to find, when it’s on your mind, it’s on eBay.

Say you want to open a Swiss bank account — number 16 on my Life List. I’ve done some research, and the Swiss government requires you to wear black while carrying at least five passports and a satchel packed with cash.

Right now, I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars out front. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile.

In heels.

1. Kate Spade Plaza Athenee Chandelier Earrings | 2. ZARA Jacquard Peplum Top | 3. Alice + Olivia Black Leggings (via eBay) | 4. Topshop “Skull” Scarf | 5. Mango Suede Stilettos | 6. Loeffler Randall Jacket in Black (via eBay) | 7. Gold Nixon Women’s Watch (via eBay) | 8. Tory Burch Purse (via eBay) | 9. Ray-Ban Original Wayfarers

1960′s Vintage Silk Teal Mini Chiffon Cocktail Dress
One of us should own this. And since it won’t fit me, I think it should be you.

Vintage 80s Black Saks Prom Dress Ruched Strapless XS, $175

I’m in Cambridge for a wedding. Here’s some stuff I want. You buy it instead.

White Euro Mod Thomas Germany China Serving Bowl W/Lid $10

Vintage GIVENCHY Sunglasses Tortoise Frame Rose Lens $10

Womens VINTAGE 70s Gray GIVENCHY COUTURE Jacket COAT S $85

TOTAL 80s! Bill Blass Cocktail Dress Giorgio Bev Hills $50

VINTAGE RED 8 QT DANSK KOBENSTYLE IHQ STOCK POT ENAMEL $75

This one in turquoise is killer too.

I am the eBay master and commander. Would you like to know why?

I just did a post for a Bing! campaign that lets you in on my secret weapon. Not so secret anymore, I guess. Le sigh. My bidding habit was getting out of hand anyway.

-Kinda Anthropologie:
Vintage 1950′s CASHMERE EMBROIDERED sweater Never Worn

-Rad:
Victor Costa for NEIMAN MARCUS ASSYMETRIC Gown Dress 8

-The ultimate maternity coat:
ViNTAGE 50s NEIMAN MARCUS RED SILK PARTY COAT

-Love the hood:
Vintage 60s 70s SAKS FIFTH AVE Camel Hooded Long Coat, size 4

-I have one of these, and I adore it:
ANTIQUE EGG CHARM WITH HAND CARVED BIRD INSIDE

-Cock cuffs:
VINTAGE SILVER & BLUE ENAMEL ROOSTER CUFFLINKS

-Chin straps are surprisingly useful:
Vintage 1940′s Baby Knitted Fitted Hat