Mighty Life List
Jul 3 2012

Objects of Affection: Bottle Opener Collection

1. J.L Lawson & Co Respect Bottle Opener | 2. Futagami Bottle Opener | 3. Makr Bottle Key Opener | 4. DSquared2 Bottle Opener Necklace | 5. Hand-Carved Penny Bottle Opener | 6. Elephant Bottle Opener

AMERICA! Tomorrow is our day to shine as a nation. Please stop trying to open your July 4 beer bottles with your wedding ring, your iPhone, a piece of paper, your teeth. There are better ways to go about this, six of which are pictured above.