Stolen from the archives of one of my favorite blogs,
An Entirely Other Day:

“So there’s this over-weight 45-year-old woman
standing in line at Rite-Aid. She’s wearing
leopard-skin tights, and waiting to buy a
twelve-pack of beer and one of those backyard
Tiki torches.

And people say Americans aren’t subtle.”

9:13 a.m.

10.12.00

This blog is my new best friend. I stole this from An Entirely Other Day:

“The high school near my house recently started
smelling like sperm. Two possible reasons
spring to mind:

There are these trees surrounding the
parking lot — big carob trees, Ceratonia
siliqua — and in the Fall their fruit drops
and starts to rot. One popular description
of the resulting smell is “human
ejaculant.”

The students are back on campus.I’m not sure which theory disturbs me more.”

4:42 p.m.