You bought her trucks, encouraged her to play in the mud, used gender-neutral pronouns. She announced that she was a princess and refused to wear anything but pink. Actually, she won’t even eat anything that isn’t pink.
It’s a phase, so why not indulge her a little? Where can you get some miniature pink surgical scrubs?
For Hank’s third birthday I made these inexpensive sidewalk chalk party favors.
I bought the pretty striped chalk in packs of four at the drugstore, then rolled each piece in waxed paper and just twisted the ends to seal them. Easy, fast and cheap.
(Card by Figments Design.)
Shouldn’t you be having sex with someone right now?
Christian wins comments with: “I always check my bookmarked sites while having sex.”
Gifts for Your Valentine
Last Valentine’s Day, you wore black and ordered in. This year you’re in love, which means you’ll need a token of affection. But how “token” are we talking? And more importantly, is it too soon for lingerie?
Valentine’s Day Flowers Roundup
Hey look! Flowers you can order online, and they’re not ugly. Thanks, Internet.
Organize Your Office
Where’s your social security card again? Oh yeah, in the desk drawer with your old Coffee Shop Loyalty cards and the misspelled business cards you ordered two years ago. So that’s not optimal.
Once you create a place for everything, you can put everything in its place. Until then, you’ll have no idea where to find a pen.
Getting a Valentine in the mail is just lovely, don’t you think? Me too. Plus, you were too overwhelmed to send out holiday cards. If you don’t send Valentines, how will everyone know you finally got that tattoo?
Rain Boot Roundup
Look out puddles, here comes trouble.
Valentine’s Day with Your Sweethearts
You’re officially in love, and Cupid had nothing to do with it. This Valentine’s Day, stuff their faces with chocolate, and cover their faces with kisses.