It Never Rains in Seattle
I’m in Seattle. The coffee is really good here, and so is the weather. “It rains alllll the time! All of us are sad!”
Please. I’m on to you, Washington.
I’m here for Bumbershoot, which is a music festival, and PAX, which is a gamer expo. The latter is a particular delight. Last night we were passing through a hotel lobby, and a group of attendees were getting up to leave. The front desk lady yelled, “WAIT! One of you forgot this,” and held aloft a giant inflatable sword. The group looked around confused, until one of them realized he was about to leave unarmed and ran over to claim it.
On the way out of dinner, Jessie overheard a guy say, “Actually, she was originally a unicorn…” He was wearing a tail.
I like it here very much. Everyone should move to Seattle forthwith to enjoy the weather, coffee, and cosplay. Together we can drive up property values and begin to publicly complain about the weather, because you can’t possibly imagine how bad it is until you live here. No, really.