Je Ne Regrette Rien
Oh. Oh, no. I’m afraid of Paris, where I will be for long enough that I would starve if I tried to stay in my apartment without communicating in French. Oh, French people. Je suis désolé that my French is so terrible.
But! Maybe you’ve been to France. Have you? Tell me where I should go to test my sub-par linguistic skills.
Merci. Je suis tellement faim.