Comments on: Five Minutes on My Phone http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/ Famous Among Dozens Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:56:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Natalie http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247572 Natalie Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:43:59 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247572 My phone autocorrected my name to "Hoecake" once while texting. I now choose to make it a term of endearment. "Hey, hoecake! What's up?" My phone autocorrected my name to “Hoecake” once while texting. I now choose to make it a term of endearment. “Hey, hoecake! What’s up?”

]]> By: Andrea http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247394 Andrea Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:41:18 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247394 I left work early to go home and take a nap. My husband sent me a text later that afternoon that said, "should I stop at home for a quickie before I pick up the kids?" I wrote back, "who is this?" I'm still proud of myself that I thought of that on such short notice. I left work early to go home and take a nap. My husband sent me a text later that afternoon that said, “should I stop at home for a quickie before I pick up the kids?”
I wrote back, “who is this?”
I’m still proud of myself that I thought of that on such short notice.

]]> By: Diana http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247361 Diana Sat, 28 Jul 2012 13:59:23 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247361 My friend's iPhone autocorrects 'awesome' to 'Swedish' (?). It's now a thing for us. That's so Swedish! My friend’s iPhone autocorrects ‘awesome’ to ‘Swedish’ (?). It’s now a thing for us. That’s so Swedish!

]]> By: Mekesy http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247329 Mekesy Fri, 27 Jul 2012 17:23:07 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247329 Me: I have STD and I'm on my way. Mom: What?! What kind? You're married. Me: What?? Mom: STD. Me: What about them? Mom: What kind do you have and where did you get it? Me: MOTHER! I don't have an STD. Crapping crap autocorrect. I meant Syd. And, wow. Mom, I'm aware I'm married. Clean vag's all around! Mom: Was that another mistake? Me: What? Mom: Vag's. What does that mean? Me: Short for vagina. Mom: Don't say words like that on text, someone might see. Me: Whatevs. See you in a minute. (My daughter's name is Sydney and stupid autocorrect used to change 'Syd' to STD) Me: I have STD and I’m on my way.

Mom: What?! What kind? You’re married.

Me: What??

Mom: STD.

Me: What about them?

Mom: What kind do you have and where did you get it?

Me: MOTHER! I don’t have an STD. Crapping crap autocorrect. I meant Syd. And, wow. Mom, I’m aware I’m married. Clean vag’s all around!

Mom: Was that another mistake?

Me: What?

Mom: Vag’s. What does that mean?

Me: Short for vagina.

Mom: Don’t say words like that on text, someone might see.

Me: Whatevs. See you in a minute.

(My daughter’s name is Sydney and stupid autocorrect used to change ‘Syd’ to STD)

]]> By: Alexis http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247291 Alexis Thu, 26 Jul 2012 22:11:02 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247291 Your call me maybe text was awesome! I sort of want to use it sometime :) Your call me maybe text was awesome! I sort of want to use it sometime :)

]]> By: LaurenL http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247286 LaurenL Thu, 26 Jul 2012 20:35:15 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247286 "After four hours of my pregnant self driving her furniture back and forth and loading and unloading it, my Mom asked me 'So, how's your weight gain going?' I'm not saying I killed her, but I am saying you are going to need to call out of work tomorrow and drive up here to help me dig a grave-shaped hole" “After four hours of my pregnant self driving her furniture back and forth and loading and unloading it, my Mom asked me ‘So, how’s your weight gain going?’ I’m not saying I killed her, but I am saying you are going to need to call out of work tomorrow and drive up here to help me dig a grave-shaped hole”

]]> By: Barbara http://mightygirl.com/2012/07/25/five-minutes-on-my-phone/#comment-1247254 Barbara Thu, 26 Jul 2012 05:44:34 +0000 http://mightygirl.com/?p=18851#comment-1247254 I don't remember how it started, but a friend and I have this text game where when we find out a famous person has died we have to be the first one to text the other with "Famous Person's Name, also dead" and then something witty about that person and how they died. Example, yesterday my friend texted me while I was in a meeting: "George Jefferson, also dead. I guess he was more than a little Weezie." It's awful, but also so funny! I don’t remember how it started, but a friend and I have this text game where when we find out a famous person has died we have to be the first one to text the other with “Famous Person’s Name, also dead” and then something witty about that person and how they died.

Example, yesterday my friend texted me while I was in a meeting: “George Jefferson, also dead. I guess he was more than a little Weezie.”

It’s awful, but also so funny!

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