Me: The office is an amazing deal.
it even has a widow
and a window
me: the widow is kind of a pain
Sarah: she came with the place
me: you have to ignore her sobbing
Sarah: she just wanders around, muttering, pulling on her hankie
me: that’s why it’s such a deal
i find it helps me with my writing
Sarah: but she stares out the window a lot which is annoying
no one likes a window hog
me: I’m like, “You. Are. Blocking. My. Light.”
Sarah: and she’s like
I LOST GEORGE IN THE WAR, HE NEVER SAW HIS SON!
What are you gonna say to that. It’s like, “OK! Your window. Bitch.”