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Happy Valentine’s Day
(Card by Figments Design.)
Shouldn’t you be having sex with someone right now?
Christian wins comments with: “I always check my bookmarked sites while having sex.”
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Gifts for Your Valentine
Last Valentine’s Day, you wore black and ordered in. This year you’re in love, which means you’ll need a token of affection. But how “token” are we talking? And more importantly, is it too soon for lingerie?
Valentine’s Day Flowers Roundup
Hey look! Flowers you can order online, and they’re not ugly. Thanks, Internet.
Elsewhere: Mighty Haus
Organize Your Office
Where’s your social security card again? Oh yeah, in the desk drawer with your old Coffee Shop Loyalty cards and the misspelled business cards you ordered two years ago. So that’s not optimal.
Once you create a place for everything, you can put everything in its place. Until then, you’ll have no idea where to find a pen.
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Hank is Three!
Hank turned three today. He loves trains, and chocolate, and fire truck sirens. When he sees a new person he says, “Oh, hello friend.” He sometimes closes his eyes when he walks down stairs. If he hurts someone by accident, he kisses it better. He loves to run, and if both Bryan and I are holding his hands, he lifts his feet so we have to swing him. We go to the Academy of Sciences to visit the Daddy Fish, the Conservatory of Flowers for the train exhibit, the Japanese Tea garden for the stairs and the “fishy playground” koi ponds, and the toy store — which he requests by saying “Could we go to the toy store? It is open.” When I drop him off at day care, he finds a friend to hug, then all the kids come for a hug. Sometimes I get one too.
Happy Birthday, little Hank. I sure do like you.
Irrefutable Logic
Me: Have a bite of your zucchini soup, honey.
Hank: I can’t.
Me: Why not?
Hank: It’s dangerous.
