Mighty Life List
Mar 26 2009

Zombies! An Eight Step Plan

1. Twitter.
2. Crowdsource a Costco takeover.
3. Secure entrances.
4. Neutralize Costco undead in increasingly cinematic ways, using only products at hand.
5. Clean off that food processor. We might want to use it later.
6. Set up Wifi.
7. Update Facebook status.
8. Organize a yoga class.

10 Responses to “Zombies! An Eight Step Plan”

  • Raychelle Says:

    Great Plinky topic! Can you be in charge of Plinky topic generating more often?! :)

  • LostZombies Says:

    Interesting plan but still good none the less. Make sure to document it for us :)

    Stay Alive

    -Lost

  • Sarah Says:

    Genius! I’m slightly obsessed with zombies and I LOVE Costco so, win-win, right?

  • sarah von Says:

    You, ma’am, have this situation sussed. I want to be on your team with the dead rise from their graves!

  • Misha Says:

    best plan ever!

  • Kalanna Says:

    That may be the sanest solution to zombies ever formulated. Not surprised that it came from a woman. So, when will that yoga class be?

  • RDH Says:

    Sheer brilliance! My fiance just sent me a link to your blog and I love it.

    My plan was to train an army of ninja monkeys to defeat them. Pros: Ninja Monkeys. Cons: Undead Ninja Monkeys, eventually.

  • Holly Says:

    The weird thing is that I had a dream about a month ago where zombies had broken into Costco. All of us were trying to hide from the zombies. Of course, I see that your plan is to secure the entrances. If only we had thought of that.

  • Candice Says:

    1997 me wants to know if this works for raptors, too. I’m going to tell her “Yes. Yes it does.”

  • PearlBerries Says:

    Seariously, when the zombies come, I am headed your way. Being surrounded by large packages of toilet paper and yoga will be a balm to my soul.
    (See: http://pearl-berries.blogspot.com/2009/03/one-about-zombies.html)