Mighty Life List
Jul 8 2008

Now Where Can I Get Baby Fishnets?

These are booties for baby girls made in the shape of high heels. Apparently, they are “heelarious.”

I regret not having obtained a pair when Hank was little so we could pair it with a “Future Prom Queen” onesie and go hang out in the Castro.

(Thanks for passing along the link, Yolanda.)

15 Responses to “Now Where Can I Get Baby Fishnets?”

  • andrea Says:

    completely loathe to subject my daughter to this, “heelarious” though some may find it.

  • latenac Says:

    Have to admit if I had a boy, yes “heelarious”, since I have a girl, not so much.

  • Lori Says:

    I actually had to look at the website to make sure these “boot”ies weren’t made for walking. There is a picture of a 6mo wearing them. Not heelarious.

  • Judy Says:

    Awesome. My baby Henry sent the link to his 8 month old girlfriend. He likes his baby girls nice and hoochy. haha

  • steph Says:

    yeah, that’s just weird. Maybe for halloween (or like you said – Hank’s coming out in the Castro!), but in general… Being the mother of a little girl, I don’t much appreciate everybody’s attempts to make them grow up quite so fast. Girls’ clothes are entirely too hoochie anyway.

  • daisy Says:

    He would have been a total hit. And the Castro would’ve been the place to do it. Nowhere else can you revel quite so completely in the idiocy that is the stilettoed heal (and yes I’ve got a pair, and wear them on occasion, but seriously..) except with cross dressers.

  • Dani Says:

    Okay I’ll be the lone voice of approval. I love shoes. I’ve got many pairs of quite sexy stiletos that I wear all the time & I’ve got a 6 moth old daughter. I totaly want these & would put em on her. Yes as a joke because they are ludicrous. I bought her a Guns N Roses onsie before she was even born for the same reason. In another year or so she’s going to start asserting her own tase so I’m gonna enjoy the limited oprtunity I have to foist my tase on a helpless baby.

  • Nothing But Bonfires Says:

    Eh, you might have missed the “heelarious” window with Hank, but that’s just another reason to have another baby! And hope it’s a boy. Castro, here we come!

  • Carrie Says:

    I blogged my disgust over these already, so I’ll keep it to this: How would you have made it clear that Baby Hank was actually a boy? Itty bitty leather codpiece? Otherwise, people pretty much know girl babies from boy babies by the clothes, no?

  • annie Says:

    Ick! If you have a baby girl and want to “doll” her up, fine. But do it with ribbons and lace and lots of pink, not with high heels.

  • Belinda Says:

    These are beyond tacky! I’m gobsmacked there is a market for crud like these.

  • Tired but happy Says:

    Psst, Maggie–Hank IS still little.

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