Then I Did a Brief Pole Dance
Me: I took my shirt off in front of the neighbor.
Bryan: Explain that.
Me: I took my shirt off without realizing the shade was up, and there he was. I actually made eye contact with him. He got all flustered and looked away.
Me: No, I was wearing my indestructible white bra. I just dropped to my knees and crawled out of the room.
Me: I know.