Mighty Life List
May 12 2008

Living For The Now

Rae: Have you seen that photo of the guy with the tattoo of the cat’s butt hole where his belly button is?
Me: What? No! is that a real thing?
Rae: Oh yes. Yes it is.
Me: He didn’t give a fuck about tomorrow, man.
Rae: Yeah. He wasn’t really thinking about later that afternoon.

67 Responses to “Living For The Now”

  • HouseofJules Says:

    I would not have believed you had it only been described to me. A photo truly is worth 1,000 words. This freaks me out beyond belief.
    House of Jules

  • Brandi Says:

    I had an ultrasound on Friday and pissed off the tech because I was so squirmy any time he came even close to my belly button. That tattoo is my worst nightmare!

  • kristen Says:

    Oh, there are a whole slew of tattoos that involves bellybuttons and butts. Dare I post them?

  • patricia Says:

    I could have done without seeing that. ick. Also, really, why???

  • gigirose Says:

    that’s not even a good tattoo!
    that poor cat has tiny hobbly feet!

  • Victoria Says:


  • jill Says:

    ew. That’s just wrong.

  • Sara Says:

    I’m sorry, but…FAIL.

  • Jan Says:

    1. gross
    2. tasteless
    3. disturbing
    4. declasse’
    5. one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a very long time and I am so sharing it with a couple of tattoo-lovin’ friends immediately!

  • Cathy Says:

    Oh. That’s gross.

  • jocelyn Says:

    I used to feel bad about my belly button. I’m feeling pretty okay about it now.

  • Lindaloohoo Says:

    i’m thinkin’ that guy doesn’t get much of #5 from your previous list . . .
    unless, well, unless there is some underground fetish of people who like to have their face buried in cat’s ass. kinda like those people who dress up like horses, with bridles and saddles and ride each other around an arena. in the open. in front of others.
    but i digress.

  • maria Says:


  • superblondgirl Says:

    The worst thing about it is how REAL it looks. Like it could shit on you at any moment. It makes me queasy to look at, but I keep looking anyway. Car wreck-like.

  • pb Says:

    Great. Now I have to wash my eyes. Again.

  • atalou Says:

    I’m seriously worried about my inability to cease looking at this photo. Wow.

  • Tootsie Farklepants Says:

    I cannot tell you how fast I would run screaming from the room if I came face to face with THAT during an intimate moment.

  • Manager Mom Says:

    OK – I knew that was a belly button, and I still nearly blew chunks.

    Quite a catch, that fellow. what lucky lady does his laundry?

  • Angela Says:

    “Hey Grampy, what’s that?”

  • amanda Says:

    That is the ugliest belly button evah!

  • Mrs. Schmitty Says:

    That guy doesn’t have a girlfriend, does he? How turned on could one possibly get seeing THAT?!

  • Daniel Says:

    I knew a guy in the Marine Corps who had a picture of a reclining naked woman tattooed on his belly. Leggs splayed belly button turned into a huge gaping vagina.

  • Sara Says:

    What is it all going to look like when he’s 80 years old? Yikes!

  • alison Says:

    Man, that cat looks MAD to have his back door exposed–as a real cat would probably be.

    It seems that if you were in charge of your own tattoo, you’d get to make the cat at least look pleasant.

    …and here I am trying to apply logic to the guy who got a cat’s ass tattooed on his stomach.

  • Dean-Ryan Stone Says:

    Well *I* liked it. Reminds me of the Elmer Fudd butt tattoo with the gun pointing at the guy’s chocolate starfish. I think the caption was “I know you’re in there, wabbit!”

  • Nicole Says:

    what makes it even more grotesque is the coloring around his belly button – it looks like an a-hole that he didn’t clean properly . . . and the hair . . . . oh my god . . . the hair . . .

  • Ms. Karen Says:

    Hm, I don’t think he’ll have to worry about showing that to his grandchildren. I’d bet the odds of him even getting someone to have his CHILDREN are pretty damn slim.

    In fact, I’m guessing that is the closest he’ll EVER be to having any kind of pussy.

  • The Lisa Show Says:

    Well, it’s not a pretty belly button to begin with (and he sure didn’t do it any favors). I kinda feel sorry for the cat.

  • Nicole Says:

    he probably got the idea when someone told him, “hey, your bellybutton looks like a cat’s bung hole” . . . and a light bulb briefly appeared over his head (and his beer-dispenser helmet), and now he’s so proud of it he shows it off at nascar rallies, walking around topless. I wouldn’t be surprised if he also had a half shirt, or a hat, that said ‘pet my kitty’.

  • Nicole Says:

    and imagine what it looks like when he picks his belly button!!!

  • Sethonious Says:

    I REALLY like the fact that this guy is wearing budwiser underwear as well. Man, he is just 100% class.

  • hi kooky Says:

    Clever meets revolting with a little “I’m still 13” thrown in. Is it just me, or does it look like he smeared on a brown-ish substance for effect? Vegemite, perhaps?

    I am horrified by the image, yet fascinated to think that anyone (including the tattoo artist who complied) would consider this a good idea, even for a nanosecond.

  • shannon b. Says:

    Hmmm…my thought when seeing this photo was that maybe he was trying to make light of a really tragic belly button. That thing is not pretty, so maybe he made a joke of it so that he would be less emabarassed by it. Mission accomplished? I don’t know.

  • hi kooky Says:

    P.S. Imagine if he has to have laparoscopic surgery. They go in through the belly button. Those poor doctors.

  • Margie Blystone Says:

    That there makes me want to barf.

  • Ley Says:

    Why a CAT? Is that really the best he could come up with?

  • Kem Moseley Says:

    What do you say to someone who does something like this? Do you even want to talk to them? Unless you are writing a book on total D BAGS and JERKS, this guy is of no interest to the human population. If you are thinking about the butt of a cat, so much so to tattoo it on your self in such a manner, help is the only thought the people around him should be thinking. For themselves and for him.

    Total candidate for United Stated Government on this one. Then off to the Loony bin.

  • Kem Moseley Says:


  • Tonya Says:

    You know, we have three cats and I really really like them. But I also really really hate their exposed butts. This guy seems like a real stand up fella. Like someone you might meet at a bar and enjoy “accidently” spilling your beer on.

  • Jenguin.com » Blog Archive » links for 2008-05-13 Says:

    […] Mighty Girl – » Blog Archive » LIVING FOR THE NOW I think this ranks up there with Adam’s idea of getting a tattoo of ants marching into his bum crack. So wrong – but quite funny! (tags: funny random) […]

  • Fat Doctor Says:

    Referred to this post by Hi Kooky. As a physician, I’m used to seeing disgusting stuff. Reeeeeeeeally disgusting stuff. But this just may take the cake.

  • Nicole Says:

    god I can’t stop looking at it . . . and there’s something clumped in his hair that makes it look like a dingleberry

  • Amy Says:

    nicole, your comment about picking his bellybutton has me practically hiding under my desk right now in hysterical, teary laughter. maggie, thanks for the day-brightener. i’m going to go hurl now.

  • Lindsay Says:

    I just tasted my lunch.

    For the second time today.

  • Kim Says:

    Yuck. Wow, I wonder if he still likes it?

  • GW Says:

    Man, I hate when I lose bets…

  • camille Says:

    Worst ever. OMG so bad

  • fredlet Says:

    “Clever meets revolting with a little “I’m still 13″ thrown in. Is it just me, or does it look like he smeared on a brown-ish substance for effect? Vegemite, perhaps?”
    Hi Kooky…yeah, I thought it looked a little… umm…enhanced as well.

    13 year olds represent!

  • Wooderson Says:

    Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N and nothing says L-I-V-I-N like a belly button cat ass tattoo.

  • Jane Says:

    I’m thinking it’s just a drawing and not a tattoo. Makes more sense.

  • Kayla Says:

    This is the grossest thing I have ever seen. Really, truly awful. And I am terribly scared of cats. This doesn’t help at all.

  • Meghan Says:

    That guy’s belly button looks like a cat’s anus. Without the tattoo.

  • jen gray Says:

    god, this makes me uncomfortable. thank god felines have better sense than to ink themselves up with a sketch of a human’s ass.

  • Daniel Says:

    You know I think I see the Virgin Mary in that butt.

  • Leila Says:

    wait, am I the only person who thinks this is hilarious and, in its own weird way, awesome? if I said “lighten up, people,” would that seem rude? The fact that the tattoo provokes such strong reactions is testament in itself.

  • Inventive But Gross Cat Tattoo » Katnewz Says:

    […] Must be seen to be understood. This fellow got a cat tattoo on his stomach, where his belly button is the cat’s butthole. Can’t really say much more about this. […]

  • Kimba Says:

    He had to have been completely drunk. I won’t accept any other explanation!

  • Shamelessly Sassy Says:

    um, wow. What an idiot. embarrassingly enough, I did laugh when I first saw it. haha.

  • Stiletto Lawyer Says:

    Good thing this guy doesn’t have an outie.

  • rich Says:

    Some flecks of litter around the hole would have made it all the more authentic.

  • Simon Dance Says:

    ha ha… not nice at all!

    Looks like he needs a good wash!



  • Dayna Says:

    Now that will be fun at the beach. That’ll probably start a new craze of animal butt tats too.

  • annie Says:


    #61: maybe his partner has the “outie” ?


  • Deb (Missives From Suburbia) Says:

    Wrong, but wow… brilliant. He has balls (even if his cat doesn’t).

  • Elli Says:

    Does anyone else think that man’s navel looks exactly like the Virgin Mary??