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Mighty Life: Things To Do Before I Go

This all started here, and it's changed everything for me. I'd love to read yours too. Make your own Mighty Life List, and send your URL to maggie at mightygirl dot net with the subject "Mighty Life". My list:

Go dog sledding

Safari in Africa

Scuba dive

See the salmon run in Alaska

Ride a camel in the desert

Pyramids at sunset

Tango in a milonga

~~Cross the Canadian border~~

See Cuba

Have a croissant at a French cafe

~~Try escargot~~

Take a road trip across the U.S.

Watch the sunrise over the Agean

Whiskey at a pub in Ireland

Linguica in Portugal

Open a Swiss bank account

Stay in the ice hotel

Visit that church made entirely of bones

Make butterscotch from scratch

Go on a multi-day biking trip

Fund and finish my art project/store

Gather a few dozen people to blow bubbles from the Golden Gate Bridge

~~Attend the San Francisco Black and White Ball~~

Grow vegetables

Learn to roll in a kayak

Publish a piece of fiction

Know basic French

Know basic Mandarin

Set foot on all seven continents

Set foot in all fifty states

Help someone get into or through college

Stand atop the Great Wall of China

Stand inside the Taj Mahal

Host an annual party when the fruit trees bloom

Go clamming again

Do two pull ups

Go berry picking and make pies

Meet Ms. Winfrey

Have a dog again

Take tap dancing lessons

Section hike the Applachian Trail

Make my own perfume

Launch a new Mighty site

Take Hank camping

Make a peaceful living space for our family

Institute chocolate and champagne Tuesdays

Tithe

Do a “10 Things You Don’t Know About Women” feature for Esquire

Attend TED

Give $100 to a violin-playing busker

Wear a large hat at the Kentucky Derby

Taste durian

Sparklers with Hank and Bryan

Get in the habit of grand loving gestures

Live in a house with a window seat

Parasail

Have a portrait done of myself in the style of a portrait of my grandmother

Swim with bioluminescent plankton in Puerto Rico

See the floating fire lanterns

Ring a church bell

Attend services at Glide Memorial

Take photos of the little girls twirling outside the Nutcracker

Organize a gathering for strangers I’d like to meet

Rewire a lamp

Use my work to improve lives

Form a workplace with people I love

Repay the woman who let me live with her in college

Participate in a giant food fight

Know San Francisco like the back of my hand

Pretend we’ve had a power outage once a month

Go a day without speaking

Plant a tiny orchard

Carve our initials inside a heart somewhere

Write another book

Watch Hank eat his first ice cream cone

Write thank you notes to my teachers

Own land

Throw a block party

Remove money as a concern

Write a million dollar check to a charity

Help decorate Hank’s bike for a neighborhood parade

Take a two-week vacation without computers

Attend my sister’s nursing school graduation

Zip line through a canopy

Lemonade on the front porch swing, warm summer night

Finish up or give up all the unfinished projects in the house

Play imaginary games with the kiddo

Buy a stock on my own

Make a quilt of Hank’s Christmas annual jammies

Supply an excellent dress-up chest

Have a big wedding anniversary party

Dinner at the French Laundry

Finish the baby book

Christen a boat

Read or attempt every book on the book list I started in high school

Remove toxins from our food and environment

Do something I think I can’t do (marathon, sky dive, hang glide, movie script)

Plant bulbs in a public space

~~Have a family portrait taken~~

See a glacier

Live in another country for a year

Do one of Miranda July’s projects

HEADING OVER THE PASS

Feb 4 2008

Me: Shit. It’s dark.
Melissa: I know! And the banks are super high. Do they just have enormous plows?
Me: Yeah.
Melissa: And it’s totally deserted. This is so strange.
Me: I’m cool. I’ll just consume your flesh while I wait for rescue.
Melissa: Yeah, which part should you start with?
Me: Which limb do you use least?
Melissa: Help arrives like minutes later, and you’re hunched over my body.
Me: I’m like, “Whaa?”
Melissa: OK. So it’s true we just had dinner, but I was nervous!
Me: I felt anxious!
Melissa: Don’t judge me!

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Comment by Moose | February 4th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I got lost in the snowy hills of Tahoe for a whole half hour last week. I was about five minutes away from eating the dog’s tender haunches when we found the road.

Comment by Jules | February 4th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Which limb do you use least?
I hope if I ever find myself in that situation, that my friend is thoughtful enough to ask that question first.
Jules
House of Jules

Comment by alexis | February 4th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
welcome to Oregon!

Comment by Dodi | February 4th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Uh, Jules? I’m pretty sure Maggie was just looking for the most tender cut.

Comment by Sandee | February 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Where are you going?

Comment by Bill | February 5th, 2008 at 7:16 am
“I am not an experienced cannibal…”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=krHu4E65khA

Comment by Dreadpirate | February 5th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Frankly, I think Melissa and you are far too much hilarity for one car.

You could have started an avalanche. Or even a hilari-lanche. Hmmm, trademark!

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