Mighty Life List
Feb 4 2008

Heading Over the Pass

Me: Shit. It’s dark.
Melissa: I know! And the banks are super high. Do they just have enormous plows?
Me: Yeah.
Melissa: And it’s totally deserted. This is so strange.
Me: I’m cool. I’ll just consume your flesh while I wait for rescue.
Melissa: Yeah, which part should you start with?
Me: Which limb do you use least?
Melissa: Help arrives like minutes later, and you’re hunched over my body.
Me: I’m like, “Whaa?”
Melissa: OK. So it’s true we just had dinner, but I was nervous!
Me: I felt anxious!
Melissa: Don’t judge me!

7 Responses to “Heading Over the Pass”

  • Moose Says:

    I got lost in the snowy hills of Tahoe for a whole half hour last week. I was about five minutes away from eating the dog’s tender haunches when we found the road.

  • Jules Says:

    Which limb do you use least?
    I hope if I ever find myself in that situation, that my friend is thoughtful enough to ask that question first. ;)
    House of Jules

  • alexis Says:

    welcome to Oregon!

  • Dodi Says:

    Uh, Jules? I’m pretty sure Maggie was just looking for the most tender cut.

  • Sandee Says:

    Where are you going?

  • Bill Says:

    “I am not an experienced cannibal…”

  • Dreadpirate Says:

    Frankly, I think Melissa and you are far too much hilarity for one car.

    You could have started an avalanche. Or even a hilari-lanche. Hmmm, trademark!