Mighty Life List
Jan 14 2008

Subliminal Marketing

The MoMA Store is wondering if you might be interested in a sweet little
Muff Doll?
Or perhaps a good old-fashioned game of Snatch? Unfortunately, the Choochie Jump Ropes are sold out. Bummer.

20 Responses to “Subliminal Marketing”

  • PProp Says:

    Whoa. I heard the “cunning linguist” t-shirts are sold out, too. What gives?

  • superblondgirl Says:

    Dirty. That doll looks sort of frighteningly vaginal, as well.

  • Melissa Says:

    I’m waiting for the outraged comments to begin.

    “How dare you poke fun at my va-jay-jay?!?”

  • Hippo Brigade Says:

    Is it weird that I want one of those dolls, even though it looks like a giant camel toe?

  • Annie Says:

    Hi,
    English is not my first language so please dont laugh at me.
    What is a muff?? The description says “also doubles as a muff to keep warm”… to keep what warm?? After reading the comments here im afraid to ask other people haha

  • Jules Says:

    From the Muff doll description: These comforting creatures have their own personalities …. This would make Eve Ensler of Vagina Monologue fame either very happy or very annoyed.
    Jules
    House of Jules

  • Sheila D Says:

    Annie: muff and snatch are other words for the mother of all ladyparts. As in, the physical act of becoming a mother will stretch yours to lengths it has never been stretched before.

  • Ken Says:

    This reminds me of when I was in a theater, and I saw previews for the movies “Snatch” and “Blow” back-to-back. I remarked to a friend that they should make that a double-header.

  • Mrs.Strizzay Says:

    I am with the Hippo Brigade n this one. Kind of cute and I can call it Bernice.

  • Tracy Says:

    Bernice? I almost spit my tea out everywhere. You see, that is MY pussy’s name. (Cat I mean).

  • BOSSY Says:

    MoMa: even the name sounds horny.

  • Momo Fali Says:

    Choochie jump ropes are sold out? Dang. Do they have any stuffed beavers?

  • Deb on the Rocks Says:

    I have a choochie jump rope shop on Etsy. Just convo me and pick your own color!

  • ehme Says:

    I actually own the game Snatch! We sold it in the toy store I worked in for years, and I used to love to recommend it to the super uptight customers. “Oh your son will love this game! All the boys love Snatch!”

  • ara Says:

    love ur blog…

  • James Says:

    Is anybody else craving tacos?

  • Andree Says:

    Annie – Sheila D. only gave you the dirty definitions – I would still be confused if I were you. It seems like you’d want both halves of the double entendre, right? A muff is a stuffed tube thing that you put your hands in to keep them warm. (Which makes the other definition more vile, right?) And “snatch” means to grab or steal something.

  • heather Says:

    So, Tom gave George Snatch for Christmas. I’ve played a game (or rather, had my ass handed to me). I’ve resisted saying that “I’ve played with George’s Snatch,” but here and now, I’m saying it out loud.

  • lucy Says:

    you’ve got to be kidding me…that is too funny.