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Oct 26 2007

The Daiy Council

I open a package of sour cream and the foil beneath the lid reads, “Hugs are like smiles, the more you give the more you get.”

And then I ate a carrot stick.

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27 Responses to “The Daiy Council”

  • All Adither Says:

    How odd. Reminds me of the Dove wrappers.

  • samantha Says:

    that would weird me out… i expect my yogi tea to have a little saying on the bag, but i’m not sure i’m ready for advice from sour cream…. although i guess it makes you think.

  • James Says:

    Mine just says 10 NOV 07.

  • amanda Says:

    I would prefer foil and a platitude to the humorless, impossible to remove plastic on the brand I buy.

  • Sarah Brown Says:

    I think more foods should adopt a fortune cookie-like stance. Or at least give me some factoids, Snapple-style. I like a little something to read while I chew.

  • Terry Says:

    One of the oddest fortune cookie-like fortunes appears on the removeable wing-tabs on Always Overnight Pads “Have a Happy Period”.
    How exactly does one have a happy period??!!
    Whah????
    I just did not expect to read a cheerful message on a sanitary napkin.
    Love your blog! And to all the other ladies, Have a happy period.

  • leslie Says:

    Splenda packets have them too, but they’re a little pushier, like if fortune cookies drank too much plum wine: “Have you shared your Splenda today?!?!”

  • Evolving Says:

    That leaves me with a very Jim Jarmush ending sort of feeling. Particularly: “Hmmmm. Okay.”

    Also, I used Mighty Goods AND Mighty Junior this week to bestow my sister and newest niece with goodies. HOORAY for Maggie!

  • heatherfeather Says:

    Hmm… Mine was nearly the same. It said “The best way to receive a hug is to give one.”

    I just wadded it up and chucked it before I did-did-did-did a dollop.

  • FENICLE Says:

    When did they start putting fortunes in sour cream?

  • shy Victoria Says:

    lol

  • QofD Says:

    I don’t do hugs all that much… what did the sour cream say about high-fives?

  • Molly Says:

    What do you have against hugs?

  • marisa Says:

    what program do you use to make your lovely
    photo postings?

  • QofD Says:

    Nothing really, but I find that most people don’t want to hug someone that looks like a direct descendant of a race of sasquatches.

  • Jennifer Says:

    Hmmm… let me guess, you were putting a “dollop of daisy” on your carrot?

  • Clo the Cow Says:

    My lid reads, “Your ass is growing bigger by the tablespoon”.

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