Mighty Life List
Oct 24 2007

Dirty Talk

Rachel: The size charts are weird.
Me: I’m usually a B, but I’m probably a C right now.
Bryan: Are you guys talking about boobs?
Me: No. We’re talking about pantyhose.
Bryan: Oh. Talk about boobs instead.
Me: Boobs, boobs, boobs. I love boobs. Boobs.
Rachel: I have two of them.
Bryan: You guys suck at this.
Rachel: Maggie has boobs.
Bryan: Warmer.
Maggie: Rachel also has boobs.
Rachel: Bryan and Ryan do not have boobs.
Me: But what they lack in boobs, they make up for in charm.
Bryan: Forget it.
Ryan: I’m gettin’ hot.

8 Responses to “Dirty Talk”

  • Matthew Says:

    That is my strategy too. No boobs? Better be charming!

  • superblondgirl Says:

    Ah, boobs. Nothing makes the world happier than boobs.

  • Strizz Says:

    Man boobs= not charming

  • Lisa Says:

    “Me: I’m usually a B, but I’m probably a C right now.”

    Now, if you were talking about boobs. this would be exciting. Well, not for me, but, you know…..

  • QofD Says:

    My husband has boobs. They’re even bigger than mine. Bastard.

  • ollka Says:

    Well, QofD, i dated a guy whose boobs were bigger than mine once. Way to get self-conscious at sixteen, hee.

  • liz Says:

    hysterical. love it.

  • Charliegirl Says:

    First hearty laugh I’ve had all day. Thank you :)