Mighty Life List
Sep 11 2007

Worse

- … He was a magician comedian.
- Oh man! The only thing worse than a magician is a “funny” magician.
- No, it could be worse. What would be worse?
- Magician comedian mime.
- Magician comedian renaissance mime.
- Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ.

20 Responses to “Worse”

  • Angie Says:

    In the words of Heidi’s friend, O.M.G. (duh, Heidi on The Hills)
    Do you have a picture?
    Praise Jesus and the clowns that worship him.

    http://awholelotofnothing.net

  • MomVee Says:

    Trekkie magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ speaking Elvish.

  • Sarah Brown Says:

    Who wants to sell you Amway.

  • Sophia Says:

    I have to admit that there is a magician comedian whom I’ve seen at multiple Renaissance faires because it’s really entertaining. But he calls himself Tobias the Adequate, so at least he doesn’t take himself terribly seriously?

  • jjames Says:

    … ex-convict anti-drug motivational speaker …

    perhaps the magic is pulling all this off as a non-speaking mime. how do you mime “what’s the deal with airline food?”

  • Liz Says:

    I can only assume that you are in Austin and have just seen ‘Esther’s Follies’…if not…that’s where they BREED magician comedians!

  • sarah Says:

    “Special needs” Trekkie magician comedian ex-convict anti-drug motivational speaker renaissance mime for Christ speaking Elvish at a bar mitzvah because a decent performer wasn’t in the budget.

    Stuff those envelopes, kids!

  • Manders Says:

    Throw “ventriloquist” somewhere in that mix and you have yourself the eighth circle of Hell.

  • Lisa Says:

    This sounds almost as scary as a clown…..

  • hello insomnia Says:

    Why do I hear dooce in this conversation?

  • superblondgirl Says:

    Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ, wearing a clown outfit.

    Now that is the worst.

  • karen Says:

    “- Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ.”

    This guy performs in Times Square.

  • TurnipTrucker Says:

    Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ jam jars? no way! I’m outta here.

  • Meg Says:

    Is it bad that I know a magician comedian renaissance mime who’s really funny? It’s all down to talent in the end I think. Anything can be good if you are good at it.

  • sue Says:

    Yikes.

  • Megan Says:

    I think I would like to hire a Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ to perform at my next party. I wonder if there is a particular finger food I could serve that would compliment that kind of performance.

  • WendyB Says:

    LOL!

  • bookratt Says:

    Isn’t there a Christian university degree you can get now, in something they call mimeistry (versus ministry) that tells the story of Christ thru the ages?

    My neighbor was talking about seeing a troupe with these credentials at her home church recently.

    I was invited to see it with her, but I was dead at the time.*

    *Thanks for the super handy excuse, Eddie Izzard.

  • aimee/greeblemonkey Says:

    I actually think miming for Jesus would be highly entertaining. At the very least, I wouldn’t have to listen.

  • Pretty Lush Says:

    BAHAHAHAHA