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SARS Earrings
SARS Earrings, originally uploaded by MaggieMason.
If only I could find a pair of earrings shaped like an infectious disease. I’d pay big money.
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Two things Alice said:
1. “Did you see Match Point? The weird thing about Woody Allen is that he’s been doing the same thing his whole life, and obviously has no desire to learn anything about any other profession. So he doesn’t research what he’s writing about. It’ll be a business situation and the characters will be like, ‘Do you business? I also business! I engage at business in an extremely businesslike manner.’”
2. (Reading from a magazine cover) Does He Like You on Top?
“You turn to the article and it’s a two-page spread that just says, ‘Yes.’”
Nice
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Last night, a total stranger called me “aggressive.”
“My lord, Maggie. Your boobs are enormous!”
My lord, Maggie. Your boobs are enormous!, originally uploaded by MaggieMason.
Even when you still have 20 pounds of baby weight to lose, Heather always knows the best thing to say.
Line 29
When you check out Google Maps and ask for directions between San Francisco and Amsterdam, Line 29 is key.
