Categories 
Jan
5
2007
Enema Jewelry
Originally uploaded by MaggieMason.
You know what I wish I had? A small butt with attached enema bag fashioned from metal. Something I could wear decoratively, like on my lapel you know?
Wait a minute…
Wow. That’s oddly…inspiring, to be sharing this world with such a thing as a bronze and silver enema pin. And EARRINGS!!
And then the day will come when they make a Baseball Cap out of one of these…
Maggie, you have this posted on the wrong site. It belongs on Mighty Goods.
Just thought you should know.
PS. I’m so getting this for every procologist I know.
Well I do believe I’ve seen it all now.
I’m a fan of the unusual but, well, this is just too unusual. My 5 year old would probably appreciate a bronzed butt but the enema bag would be too difficult to explain. Of course, I guess I could use it as a motivational tool to get him to eat more fiber.
W. T. F.
(just so bizarre that i have no words)
Because ya know I love a constant reminder of that peculiar feeling of an enema. Although it would make a cute decoration on a fishing hat.
I love that what is described as “novel” about this item are the materials used in its creation.
HAHA that totally rocks. How on earth did you come across this little gem?
That would have been so perfect about 2 weeks ago when my boss was freaking about his first prostate exam… Shucks!
This made me throw up a little.
I’d have stopped typing after “small butt” myself… (c:
Wha??? If you scroll down on the page you can see that they are made in “rural Sussex County New Jersey”. Again, wha???
Must go see Luna Parc. Ricky is a crazy kind of fabulous genius. Love it.
Heh. I know some people who need those.
Dear God Almighty. It’d be funny to wear one of these things and see how long it takes people to recognize what they are.
I like the touch of reality the cellulite under the left-hand thigh gives it. *rolls eyes and grins*
I particularly like the fancy spelling “Enema Bag Pin with Tusch”. Is that the British?
Well… if they weren’t so darned expensive, I might actually consider….. Okay, moment of clarity. Never mind.
Ha Ha Ha Ha! WHO comes up with these ideas? Or more to the point…Why?
Eww. Just Eww. And maybe yuck.
It’s absolutely adorable, maybe adorable isn’t the proper word but I can see nurses everywhere wearing one now. And seeing it on the nurses lapel would make me feel so much more confident in his/her abilities!
Somehow I can’t see it on my team of docs at Mayo. Although I think they’d get a laugh out of it anyway.
Give new meaning when you tell someone to stick it up their. . . well you get the idea.
Speechless…..
Wow, just when I though grandma had every kind of jewelry imaginable.
I’m glad you explained that was an enema, because I couldn’t figure out why in the world someone had a tube between their breasts.
I was all: “Ha! I get it! A boob tube!”
(Get it? A boobtube?)
Hee. Okay. Nevermind.
OMG there’s more… Deeper exploration of the site (no pun intended!) brings you to the “Colon of Joy,” which looks to me like a Colon of Pain, stretched out on seven metal spokes around an “Om” symbol. Huh?
All was revealed in the blurb: the spokes are rays of light, and this shining colon “appeared to Ricky in a dream. There was a message attached: ‘Through thick and thin, OM shines through my colon of joy.’”
And the penis pin/earrings, with mother-of-pearl “drip,” is too good to be true!
Ewww…
Your child will look back at your archives with pride. Where do you find this awesomely crazy crap?
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