Mighty Life List
Nov 20 2006

A Serious Expression

-So I told him to grow up, and he was like, “I don’t plan to.”
-Whoa. You have to take him at his word there.
-Don’t I know it.
- I’ve never understood guys who say shit like that out loud, like it’s some badge of honor. “I don’t ever want to grow up. I’m still exploring my childlike wonder.”
-It’s like, “Later, virgin.”

13 Responses to “A Serious Expression”

  • Phc Says:

    Hey! I totally dated that guy!

    I saw you at brunch on Saturday but opted not to be creepy-Internet-stalker-girl and accoust you at your table. I’m cool that way.

    Instead, I leave creepy “I saaaaaaw you” comments on your blog.

  • Jonathan Says:

    It’s either a defence mechanism, or he really is as ignorant and stupid as the comment suggests.

  • MontanaJen Says:

    In his defense, telling someone to ‘grow up’ is only in the middle school maturity grouping, as opposed to the third-grade response he leveled.

    If it were my husband, he would have come back with something like, “I don’t grow up, I give it up, and when I look at you, I throw it up…”

    He’s so cool…

  • reddirtroad Says:

    I AM dating that guy.

  • Elizabeth Says:

    Silly grownup, being a kid is for kids…and people who know better :)

  • Allyson Says:

    I totally dated that guy too.

    However, I must add that I reserve the right to explore my childlike wonder any darn time I please, thankyaverahmuch.

  • RianaLance Says:

    A guy being both a child and a grown up…would be more interesting.

  • Mo Says:

    MOOOOOMMM!! MightyGirl’s making fun of me on the Internet!

  • Michelle Says:

    I married him. Sigh.

    [but, he did finally grow up in the important ways. Now he's just entertaining.]

  • john Says:

    I sent the baby cage link to a couple of co-workers.
    One was upset because she thought it was real.
    Another was upset because he realized that it wasn’t!

  • john Says:

    I totally commented on the wrong post, didn’t I?
    Oh, the shame of it all…

  • amy.leblanc Says:

    i say that all the time. screw you guys.

  • Elly Says:

    I’m not sure there’s anyone BUT that guy left in the dating pool. Up here in Portland, Maine, they all hang out in the cute little orange Carharts at a bar called Brian Boru. When anyone of us takes to dating one of these guys, we like to refer to it like: “Oh her? Yeah… she got the Boru-bonic plague.” Because dating a manboy is easily comparable to getting the plague.

    And yeah, I’m so not kidding.